Funny Shirt 'Your Own Asphalt' Distressed look, Soft Cotton

Name: Funny Shirt 'Your Own Asphalt' Distressed look, Soft Cotton
Brand: Printify
SKU: 18317715605860992838
Price: 18.24 USD
Availability: InStock

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'Never blame others for the road you're on, that's your own ass fault' funny pun t-shirt is a classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee that fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders have taping for better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer. .: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors) .: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) .: Retail fit .: Tear away label .: Runs true to size

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	16.50	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00
Length, in	27.00	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00
Sleeve length, in	8.60	8.90	9.20	9.50	9.70	10.00	10.40	10.80	11.20
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

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Athletic Heather / XS18317715605860992838	Athletic Heather / XS18317715605860992838 $18.24/ea	$0.00	Quantity	$18.24/ea	$0.00

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Coral / XS76720377813941997916	Coral / XS76720377813941997916 $18.24/ea	$0.00	Quantity	$18.24/ea	$0.00

Dark Grey Heather / XS21467149326483931660	Dark Grey Heather / XS21467149326483931660 $18.24/ea	$0.00	Quantity	$18.24/ea	$0.00

Heather Green / XS84417485268593367388	Heather Green / XS84417485268593367388 $18.24/ea	$0.00	Quantity	$18.24/ea	$0.00

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